Highlights of Melbourne

The Melbourne Cricket Ground (MCG) is so massive it could hold all the tears from the 2017 AFL Final and still have room for a few overly enthusiastic fans! With its rich heritage and iconic architecture, this place is a sports lover's paradise. Whether you're catching a match or wandering through the Australian Sports Museum, you’ll find that the MCG offers an unforgettable experience that might just make you laugh through the tears! Dive into Melbourne's sporting culture—just remember to bring your tissues!

Southbank in Melbourne is a food lover's paradise, boasting a range of restaurants and cafes along the picturesque Yarra River. With options that cater to every budget, you can enjoy exquisite dining experiences paired with stunning views of the city skyline, making it an ideal destination for all

The National Gallery of Victoria is a must-visit destination, showcasing an impressive collection of art from around the world. With its architecture, diverse exhibitions, and vibrant cultural programs, it offers a rich experience for art lovers and casual alike. Explore creativity and inspiration in every corner!

Welcome to the Melbourne Botanic Gardens – where nature’s beauty is rivaled only by the sheer number of tourists pretending they know what a 'biodiversity hotspot' is. A perfect spot to take a breather, snap some pics, and try to spot a koala (spoiler: you won’t).

St Kilda Beach is a must-visit for its views and lively atmosphere. Plus, it’s great place to forget about the St Kilda Football Team's struggles—at least the sand won't let you down!

Adelaide might have its charm, but Melbourne’s Skydeck will make you realize just how flat your city really is. Come for the views, stay to pretend you’re on top of the world—literally. Just don’t look down; it’s a bit of a ‘we’re not in Adelaide anymore’ moment.

Adelaideans, if you’ve never been to Crown Casino, now’s your chance to gamble on something that actually makes sense. You’ll have a better shot at winning here than Ethan has with crypto—at least the roulette wheel won’t leave you crying over a digital wallet.

Adelaide folks, if you’ve never experienced DFO South Wharf, prepare for a shopping experience that’ll make you question why you ever thought Rundle Mall was enough. It's like an extreme sport: navigating endless sales, dodging crowds, and maybe—just maybe—leaving with more than you planned. Good luck!

The Sea Life Aquarium is like a trip to the ocean, minus the sand in your shoes and the risk of a seagull stealing your chips. Come for the sharks, stay for the penguins that are way cooler than anything you’ve seen at Glenelg.

Melbourne Zoo is full of amazing animals, but let’s be real—no creature there is cooler than our dog Taco. You’ll see lions, kangaroos, and even a sloth, but none of them can pull off the cute factor quite like Taco when he's lounging on the couch

the Great Ocean Road is absolutely breathtaking, but let’s be real—nothing beats the drive home after a family event. The cliffs, the beaches, all beautiful... but that moment when you finally pull into your driveway, away from the chaos? Pure bliss.

Degraves Street is Melbourne’s version of a caffeine-fueled dream where you can sip artisanal coffee, pretend you’re a local, and eat brunch that’s somehow too good to be true. Just don’t stand there too long, or you’ll end up in a trendy Insta post that makes you look way cooler than you actually are